Mathura - The Donatella Versace of the Homeless

Ok, I know That all of my readers want to see what mathura looks like. So Today i want down San Fernando to take care of some business and coming down high street i had my eyes peeled, waiting to see Mathura to take her photo. I walked down the street lookin for Mathura and there was no sigh of her. So i said to myself "ok , Next time I'll get a pic of her" I made my way to St James Street to get a Chaguanas Taxi and To my Surprise i Saw allyuh Gyul.

She was sitting in pavement directly opposite the Maxi stand and she seemed to be Customizing her clothes. The pictures below will show what i am talking about.

Mathura sat there, she was wearing a long black "dress" pants and a red top. then she pulled out a yellow handle knife and started cutting away. she cut the legs out of the pants to make a miniskirt and put the pieces that she cut off on her head as some form of headwear, then she took a sip of her methylated spirit. then she cit the sleves out of her top and made a tube top. But apparently it was to un-revealing so she took it out, when she did that it sent me straight back to the incident from a previous blog " Mathura Strikes Again" with the "Lota Dumplins"! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww..VOmittttt...blech....

Anyways, the ALTERED top was apparently too big for her so she stood up and started cuttin and cutting then tieing and knotting and wrapping until she got the top she desired. then she stood up and bus a quick wine and sat again, Cursing and quarelling for god knows what.

This happened today, alot of the people who read about Mathura, told me that when in Sando They is look for her and each of them told me that they find she dresses "Sexy" with her customized clothing. i said "hmmmmmmm". Because one day my friends and i saw her with an outfit.......................made entirely of weave ....yes u herd me WEAVE...all sorts long ones,short ones, red ones, black ones, straight ones, curly ones, one set ah weave. She apparently made a Bra and tied it around he neck and back and she made some kind of Skirt pants thing and she was holding a stick with red weave attached at the end......At first i didnt realize it was weave antil i got a closer look..closer as in accross the road closer...and i thought to myself...For her being a vagrant she is very creative, come to think about it..she made an entire outfit out of WEAVE.....hmmmmmm.........MATHURA- The Donatella Versace of the Homeless.

Mathura!

One afternoon as i was coming from school, i needed to go to Carlton Centre (San Fernendo) with one of my friend to collect something. As i stood outside the store and looked over the road by JTA Supermarket, i saw Mathura. Mathura is known in San Fernando as the Vagrant Queen. She is very popular amongst all the other vagrants, in the vagrant community and she is known for her outrageous behaviour and her almost bald head.

Well back to the incident, As i stood on the other side i noticed Mathura was moving normal, normal as in cussin loud and talkin to her self and her hand is always in her pants or whatever you call what she wears ,and sipping methylated spirit. And yes the same thing you put on your cuts to kill germs. In JTA carpark there are some concrete blockers to help divide the road and some smaller ones to prevent cars from parking in no parking zones. The little ones had bent steel handles projecting out of the top.

As i looked on observing i saw mathura scratching her business and and then what she did took me a while to get over.

Miss Mathura threw one of her legs over the blocker and started riding the iron handle. She started bouncing and moaning and bawlin "Yes! Yesss! Yessssss!". I was dumbstruct to see wat was taking place. One thing was running through my head and that was "What the Hell is Thisssss!!!!" Then she started gyrating and singin "Gimme one more wine" then she continued bouncing on the poor handle, i said to my friend " Huh, u kno how much infection that getting" i felt so sorry for the iron handle and all the infections it will be getting.. she then screamed very loud and left just like that..I guess after her climax, she just went to find another projectile to have fun with. But that as not all.

What happened next opened my eyes to San Fernando.

A man was passing and the stopped and sat on the same blocker and rested his hand on the Nasty infected Projectile. OOOOOOOOO GEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! NASTYNESS. Thats why when in Sando or anywhere with Vagrants, keep u hands in your piocket or KEEP IT TO YOURSELF..
BECAUSE U WILL NEVER KNO WHO BUSINESS RUB UP ON IT. So my friends beware of the streets and dont touch anything.