Thursday, August 14, 2008

Mathura - The Donatella Versace of the Homeless





Ok, I know That all of my readers want to see what mathura looks like. So Today i want down San Fernando to take care of some business and coming down high street i had my eyes peeled, waiting to see Mathura to take her photo. I walked down the street lookin for Mathura and there was no sigh of her. So i said to myself "ok , Next time I'll get a pic of her" I made my way to St James Street to get a Chaguanas Taxi and To my Surprise i Saw allyuh Gyul.

She was sitting in pavement directly opposite the Maxi stand and she seemed to be Customizing her clothes. The pictures below will show what i am talking about.

Mathura sat there, she was wearing a long black "dress" pants and a red top. then she pulled out a yellow handle knife and started cutting away. she cut the legs out of the pants to make a miniskirt and put the pieces that she cut off on her head as some form of headwear, then she took a sip of her methylated spirit. then she cit the sleves out of her top and made a tube top. But apparently it was to un-revealing so she took it out, when she did that it sent me straight back to the incident from a previous blog " Mathura Strikes Again" with the "Lota Dumplins"! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww..VOmittttt...blech....

Anyways, the ALTERED top was apparently too big for her so she stood up and started cuttin and cutting then tieing and knotting and wrapping until she got the top she desired. then she stood up and bus a quick wine and sat again, Cursing and quarelling for god knows what.

This happened today, alot of the people who read about Mathura, told me that when in Sando They is look for her and each of them told me that they find she dresses "Sexy" with her customized clothing. i said "hmmmmmmm". Because one day my friends and i saw her with an outfit.......................made entirely of weave ....yes u herd me WEAVE...all sorts long ones,short ones, red ones, black ones, straight ones, curly ones, one set ah weave. She apparently made a Bra and tied it around he neck and back and she made some kind of Skirt pants thing and she was holding a stick with red weave attached at the end......At first i didnt realize it was weave antil i got a closer look..closer as in accross the road closer...and i thought to myself...For her being a vagrant she is very creative, come to think about it..she made an entire outfit out of WEAVE.....hmmmmmm.........MATHURA- The Donatella Versace of the Homeless.