Monday, September 29, 2008

Youtube Baccanal

Well YOu all, Some Friends and myself are planning to start a youtube channel.

But there is still some doubts in our mind of starting one. Knowing us, especially me, it will be some first class funny shit. We have lots of scripts in our mind and well everything is in order. But we are studying if we do anything now, it will affect us later on. You all kno how youtube is. Well i was just givng you all a heads up on what is to come or not. Who knows.. depends on how things work out.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Dirty Money



You must have herd the saying, "Dont hold money and then put your hand in your mouth". Well I havent relly took this seriously until just recently.

Anyone could say that they held money then wiped their face with their hand or mouth or maybe ate something unconcerned that they didnt wash their hands. Yes We are all guilty. I personally wash my hands before and after eating, and i bet most of you do wash your hands also. But i am not really talking about washing yor hand by eating i am talking about. If your face( mouth, eyes,nose, etc) is scratching, dont you use your hands to quench the itch? Yes you do, and let me ask you something, Did you wash your hands after you dealt with money. No you didn't.

Ok then, well Money. Can be considered one of the dirtiest things in the world. Passing from hand to hand everyday. Let me give you some examples of its dirtyness.

If you find money on the ground, lets say about a $500, 95% of the people who found it will pocket it. And what they gonna do with it spend it of course. But have they thought of where the money was? Did they even wash their hands No they didnt. On the ground, Dogs passing, crapping and peeing on it every day, vagrant sleeping on it, and all set of nastiness going on in on the ground.



Another incident is where i was travelling home one day and the maxi conductor was holding the money in his hand, and stopped to pee on a wall. Lawd ha Mercy, he didnt even put the money in his pocket, he held it while doin his business. Well i was like WTF! He didn't even wash his hands when he was finished. Hell no, he have to be crazy to play he givin me change. With all that dickiness in de money he was holdin, not friggin me! I give the mofo exact change and called that george.

That opened my eyes to see how dirty money can be and from since then i always washin my hands after money transactions or walk with a hand sanitizer. If you want you dont wash your hands. Because to me now, the cleanliness of money is equal to the square root of shit....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sig Ah Rett on ME! O HELL NO!

O gad oyeee, If i tell allyuh wat happened today when i was coming home from South.

I sit down in the front of the taxi next to a girl, so we are stuck in traffic in Marabella, so we are waiting. All of a sudden, a vagrant walks up to the taxi. look at both me and the girl and flick in a new unlit cigarette and it landed on my lap.

I looked at it to make sure it was unlit cause IF. THAT MOFO-ER. WAS LIT. WELL.........Allyuh damn well know that i wudda Jump Out, that Taxi. And go all Ballistic all over that Mthr Fckr. Me eh care who see and who say, Cause NO ONE throws anything @ me, unless we is do really good and i kno is joke. But Other wise HELL NO!.

Anyways, It was not lit and no harm done so i just took it and flicked it outside and brushed it off.

Schizophrenic Behaviour?! NAWWWwwwww




Ok, y'all. I have been blogging bout this and that now let me blog about me and my personality.

I have been told by many that they think I am schizophrenic (multiple personalities). Let me clear it up one time. If you are now getting to know me, you will think I am a complicated individual. I may seem so when in actually I am not. Let me explain how I operate. I am a spontaneous (Spur of the moment) type of person I do things without planning anything and when things happen I go with the flow.

And additionally, I have a good side and a bad side, just as everyone else, just I am more tuned into them more than others. When I am good, I am rellllllllllllll good, I am generous, kind, well mannered, and very social etc. But when I am baddd, run and hide cause I rell dread..oooooooo hoooooo, this is what they are talking bout when they say I’m a schizo. Nahhh aint no schizo, I am usually in a good mood and calm, I have to be rell vex to be bad.

Another thing is that I can’t make up my mind. Although I am an unbiased judge and I am always on the side of what is right, it hard for me to make up my mind for what I want. U should see me when I go to rent movies. Hmmmmm, Rell long. Because it’s hard 4 me to decide what I want, thus the reason for my constant changing of mind.

But eventually if u get to know me how my closest friends do, I become very predictable. And to my haters, Just like Aunt Grace Says "Don’t be a hater, be a Congratulator". So my readers don’t be afraid holler @ Yo Boy.

Not That Scrawny Ass Piece of Chicken.......

Steups, yes i know you all wanna know why i am steupsin'. Its because Saturday night I was hungry so i went to KFC (around 10:45pm) to get sumting to eat. When i was in the carpark i got all happy cause there was only one person in the line, so i said to myself "Yes!!!, ah gettin tru now fuh now". Low and behold when I opened KFC door and i walked up to the counter i saw some Scrawny ass chicken wings u kno wat, I was not even sure those were normal chicken wings it was so small and scrawny, it was like Bulimic Midget Chickens.

I said "Ummm. Excuse me, Is that all the chicken u've got there? or there is some frying?" very calmly. She replied " No! Daiz All we have dey!" in a kinda rough tone. "Yuh Ole Bit*h! You really have to be mad talkin to me like that! I just asked you a question normal and u bit*hin' with me. Steups, Betta had and get yuh flat As$ and get some chicken fryin up in here!" yes ppl all of that was goin on in my mind, but i didnt wanna say anything for ill be contradicting what i said about servers and cashiers an a previous blog so i jus kept it to myself, smiled and walked off. As i was walking off i said to myself "To FU** with KFC, Im going Churches".....

Well i walked down the road to Churches and as soon as I opened the Door and looked in the cooling rack....Guess wat i saw........Sigh.. More Friggin Wings. I said Shit that and I ended up in Subway. I cannot understand y the hell 11pm on a saturday these restaurnats do not have chicken... They only raising their prices and shrinking the chicken. WTF is that all about? I mean well u raise the price well at least sell normal sized chicken not them scrawny ass shit allyuh selling and expecting people to buy...