The Farrow Incident

In secondary school i was very idle, there was one incident where in art class i found clay, so playing around with the clay now i decided to make loads, yes loads as in 2 2. I relly did it to prank my art teacher. I sculpted the clay and rolled it to form 4 pieces of crap. I then painted it giving it a more realistic look and to finish it out i took a brush and added highlights with oil for a more genuine sh!tty look.

You all might find that this is disgusting, but after going my school, you will find out that the word disgusting dont exists. But anyways, When i finished i placed it into a brown paper lunch bag fold up the top neatly and placed it on top of her desk.
When she came , she asked "what is that?" i replied "Thats your lunch" shr then opened it and watch me and laughed and said "You always making sh*t for lunch" (and other things but this is not the story) and we both had our belly full of laughs.

After lunch I took the bag and carried it to class to prank one of my friend so i emptied it on her seat and left it there, when i did so, i drew the attention of my other classmates and well they had a bigger idea.

They emptied on top of the teachers table and positioned it to look as if it was a dog now passed. Wel i could not have stopped laughing. Sell we saw her approaching the class so everyone took their seats and played they didn't know what was going on. As she stepped into the class she saw it took a closer look and screw her face and said "What is that who put that there" Everyone pretended to look puzzled. She then said that she is going to get MTS to clean it up. She then Left to get them, As soon as she left we took it up and put it into the bag and hid it. We wiped the table to make sure that there was no residue.

The MTS worker then arrived to "Clean Up the Mess" but there was nothing there. The worker told out teacher thatthere was nothing there ans our teacher got relllllllll frantic. She Stormed in and said " Allyuh want to make a big oman look crazy! I see it on the table, Wey it gornnn!!! WEY IT GORNNNN!!!" And she saud that she is sick of the class ahd well guess what, we got two weeks off, no Administration Classes.

But what happened the next day killed me. We had a lecture for the whole morning about "FAKE FEACES" and behaviour and conduct. But all of that just went in one ear and therough another. Because I realized that school days are those days that do not come back and you have to make it very excuting. Because i kno a few people whose school days was as boring as watching channel 3 when cable breaks down. Cough Cough Corie Cough Cough.

Thats why i always advise students to study hard but also make all your school days very exciting and memorable. So later on in life when you have nothing to do and you online, you can blog about it and share it with the world.