Mathura!

One afternoon as i was coming from school, i needed to go to Carlton Centre (San Fernendo) with one of my friend to collect something. As i stood outside the store and looked over the road by JTA Supermarket, i saw Mathura. Mathura is known in San Fernando as the Vagrant Queen. She is very popular amongst all the other vagrants, in the vagrant community and she is known for her outrageous behaviour and her almost bald head.

Well back to the incident, As i stood on the other side i noticed Mathura was moving normal, normal as in cussin loud and talkin to her self and her hand is always in her pants or whatever you call what she wears ,and sipping methylated spirit. And yes the same thing you put on your cuts to kill germs. In JTA carpark there are some concrete blockers to help divide the road and some smaller ones to prevent cars from parking in no parking zones. The little ones had bent steel handles projecting out of the top.

As i looked on observing i saw mathura scratching her business and and then what she did took me a while to get over.

Miss Mathura threw one of her legs over the blocker and started riding the iron handle. She started bouncing and moaning and bawlin "Yes! Yesss! Yessssss!". I was dumbstruct to see wat was taking place. One thing was running through my head and that was "What the Hell is Thisssss!!!!" Then she started gyrating and singin "Gimme one more wine" then she continued bouncing on the poor handle, i said to my friend " Huh, u kno how much infection that getting" i felt so sorry for the iron handle and all the infections it will be getting.. she then screamed very loud and left just like that..I guess after her climax, she just went to find another projectile to have fun with. But that as not all.

What happened next opened my eyes to San Fernando.

A man was passing and the stopped and sat on the same blocker and rested his hand on the Nasty infected Projectile. OOOOOOOOO GEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! NASTYNESS. Thats why when in Sando or anywhere with Vagrants, keep u hands in your piocket or KEEP IT TO YOURSELF..
BECAUSE U WILL NEVER KNO WHO BUSINESS RUB UP ON IT. So my friends beware of the streets and dont touch anything.