Thursday, July 17, 2008

Monkey See, Monkey Do

As the saying goes, Imitation is the best form of Flattery. Im my case, Imitation was very annonying.

In secodary school, there was this boy. I knew him from since kindergarden and well part of primary school. I didnt like him that much because i thought he was so lame. Now tell me, what are the odds of him passing to MY secondary school. Sigh.....YES, SADLY ITS TRUE..... he did pass for my secondary school and it was even 'lamer'. Well i didnt not discovered this until form 2. I saw him lined up to recieve box lunch. So i approached the line and said "Corie?". He spun around and looked at me at first it took him a while to process who i was but then he reembered. Then we had a short convo and well i left, because even since then i was a busy person and always have something to do.

But anyways let me skip through to form 4. Sam was my top girl ( you will kno about her coming soon in a blog by itself) and it so happened, corie had the hots for her. But unfortunately she dont date "nobodies" ( sorry to put it like that but the truth may offend) and well the chance of her dating him was like the chance of the Devil winning over GOD. It Will NEVER happen. You all may say, that there is a chance for everything, but when i am finished you will see that i proved you all wrong.

Let me tell you all about Corie.

Corie had no personality of his own, it always seemed that he was miming others. Since i was Sam favourite person and he had the hots for her he decided to start imitating me in everything i do.

Sprite Zero, Nobody relly buys that that ws my favourite Sprite. HE never even liked it but then when he saw me buying it he started. Even everything i ate he bought the same exact thing. Then he started imitating my Attire. Well i kno you all will say that it is a Secondary School and everybody wears the same uniform. But unfortunately there are those of us who broke the rule and wore wrong colour belt, and Socks. I loved wearing the wrong colour socks and belt. And well people guess what?, Monkey See Monkey Do. Exact Same thing.

Then he started imitating my attitude and well who tell him to do that. My friends started noticing wat ceen he was on and they confronted him about it. But that didnt stop him he still continued. And well i was gettin more annoyed. So i broght it up with sam and well she with her deviant mind decided to take it, and use it as our advantage.

She started talkin to him but we was relly using him. He was out little "Go For". Heh heh. Does that make us bad human beings? hmmmmmmmmm. Well anyways, Anytime we wanted someone to go and buy lunch for us or make any errands throughout the school we called him. Well not we, Sam. All he had to do was ask him in a Sexy tone and he will do anything. And well since me and sam was like ring and finger, i benefitted too. LOL. This made us very lazy.

We continued to use him and he was to blind to see. The boy thought he had a little flame of hope but too bad it was raining in HOPELAND. At first as i reflected i felt bad but then when i remembered how he irritated me and well any bad feelings was instantly wiped away.

And well all this hard work of his didnt even pay off because to sam he is an obsessive psycho. If u all meet him you will see what i am talkin about. So beware of Corie, The Psycho Dummy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm, sometimes people have problems of their own. maybe the reason why corie was a 'nobody' was because he had problems and no friends. its unfortunate how we make others suffer for our own delight. instead of doing those things to him,someone should have taken the time to talk to him. he surely didnt deserve that, afterall, the guy simply had a crush!

V! Print said...

well reality, i highly dis agree with you. If u knew him you will totally agree with me or u would have been worst.