The Potion - (unclean)

Greed. One of the seven deadly sins. Some are naturally greedy and some are greedy only because they have their eyesight.

There was this boy in our maxi (the maxi who used to transport me to and from school) who was very, very greedy. He could not see anyone eating anything and leave them to eat in peace. Everytime we had our snacks while coming home he MUST get and he takes the most so i started getting irritated with his stupidness over and over. So too was my friend who lived a few streets away and went to the same school in the same maxi. We both got sick of his greediness. So we plotted a way to teach him a lesson. Hmmmmmmm.. Knowing us.........We was not sparing him......

The next day, we came out bright and early. I bought 3 small packets of Chiclets (The chewing gum. My friend called me and told me he was making "A Potion". What this potion consisted of, you relly dont wanna know. ( NOTICE: The Recipe is in the next paragraph, so if u dont wanna know, please skip the following paragraph.....thank you)

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RECIPE

This 'Potion' was made in A Red Busta Bottle. It consisted of Some drain water, a scoop of fresh fowl 'tooze', some sand, some dead ants, grass and a crushed millipede for added flavour. it was sealed tightly and shaken till all the different exotic flavours combined to form one brown potion.

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Well after the potion was made we meet at the point where the maxi usually pick us up. It was already half seven in the morning so the maxi would be there at any time and he Senor Greedy will already be in the maxi. So we therefore had to operate quickly. I opened the first pack of chiclets and took out both pieces but one fell but say what it was still gonna be covered in Sh*t anyhow so it didnt really made a difference.

We carefully emptied a manageable amount of the potion into the cover. We then took a pair of tweezers and carefully and evenly coated the gum with the potion and left it in the sun to dry and absorb the juices. The method was repeated with the one on the ground and after they dried we placed it back in the box and sealed it back so nothing will be fishy.

I bought diffrent colours so i can tell the difference (yea pretty smart huh) we did it with the yellow pack so i had it seperate. When the maxi arrived he was in the back seat so both me and my friend sat in the remainding 2 seats i sat in the end and my friend sat in the middle. I then took out the yellow pack of chiclets ( the contaminate one) and shook it to get his attention.

Just as we forseen he stretched over and snatched it away from me. When he did that i was smiling inside. He then opened it aht then started talkin smack bout the chiclets. So i endorsed the convo so he will be distracted he emptied it in his hand and drew it closer to his mouth. It touched his bottom lip and apparently he he got a woof of the potion, this drew his attention to his hand and he saw that the chiclets had black residue ( dehydrated chicken tutu ) in it. He then said " Wat the 'F' is this and threw it outside. We couldnt help but laugh Maniacally at him. He couldnt finish wipe his mouth in his shirt shoulder.

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Lessons which are taught are ment to be learned. Our little friend learnt a valuable lesson in life ant that is:

Greed is something you should not portray quite often, if you do, you will only end up eating sh--.